white person voice: this apple juice is too spicy
what. What the fuck does this mean. Who said this ever. No one. Not even white people. Fucking joke as they are. No one. Not even the Caucasian Americans say this. They’re real special they are. No one thinks apple juice is spicy. Did someone say this to you? Well they’re the only ones. We live in a world of spiceless apple juice. A righteous world it is. NO ONE FUCKING SAYS THIS NO ONE
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
You only see what they want you to see, remember that.
what a powerful image
This is one of my favorite images on tumblr because the point could have gotten across just as well by itself but someone had to slap the text on it and scream “DO YOU GET IT? IT’S THE MEDIA, OKAY?”